Clueless Harry Makes Nevada Proud

On the floor of the United States Senate stood a diminutive man whose voice is soft and manner mild.  What comes out of his mouth however is anything but soft and mild.  He was saying that Republicans want women not to get cancer screenings.  He said they are willing to shut down the government to keep women from getting cancer screenings.  He did not say that cutting government spending might result in women not getting cancer screenings.  He said Republicans WANT women NOT to get cancer screenings so badly they are willing to shut down the government.

A couple of months ago the President told everyone to talk to others in a healing manner, not in a hurtful manner.  I guess Harry missed that instruction.  Other Democrats said that Republicans wanted old people to starve and women to die etc. etc.  It reminded me of that movie where the leading character kept living the same day over and over and over.  The playbook is so old that surely no one can take it seriously.

Harry is an embarrassment to grown ups everywhere.  He willingly participates in spending so much of your money that you have to borrow about 40% of what he is spending.  He seems oblivious to the fact that this nation is sliding downhill faster than an Olympic skier.  Instead he supports groups such as Planned Parenthood and gives them your money, even though the cancer screenings Harry is worried about are not really available at Planned Parenthood. 

I can't help but wonder if all Republicans want women to die and old people to starve.  Maybe only some of them do, but which ones?  Please, if you know any of the Republicans who want women to die and old people to starve, forward their names to me.  Surely Harry wouldn't lie to us.  I know he must make Nevadans everywhere proud.